The Kingdom of Nova Exe is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 306 million Nova Exeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nova Exean economy, worth 9.93 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,459 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Exe's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Exe is ranked 97,101^st in the world and 1,274^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 15.38 flags saluted per person per day.